LoBD

I am a gay man disguised as a woman in a lemur suit. I believe nachos are the soul food and I like the smell of fresh mailman. I am happy when their are beached whales, and my eyebrows sing to me in the moonlight. I enjoy roasted cocktail sauce. I wear green slippers on my ears. My glutes aren't very firm, but that's OK. I often wish that I could buy some pork, but instead I dwell as a hobo. I want to rule the world and give everyone a new name, except my grandfather. I often pretend that I am a postal deliever and I steal people's mail. Please don't shun for my actions for I only give off electrical gases. I like to wear salmon bikinies. (Not just the color) I once won a medal for baking the most lizards in an hour. I once grabbed a bunch of thumtacks but I licked them all off and sprayed myself with NasonEx. I believe that one day I will Nick-Nack-Patty-Wack infront of Lady GaGa. My grandma has whiskers.

1 month and 3 weeks ago

I read an article on LoBD in a monthly paper.

I like it here. I feel like this place is developing me into a better writer and for that, I thank this website and those of you who I have communicated with through this Land of Broken Dreams.

English; a complicated version of English that is my own version; and limited German

3 Doors Down
AC/DC
AFI
Alice in Chains
All Time Low
Armor for Sleep
Attack! Attack! (UK)
Avenged Sevenfold
Avril Lavigne
Between the Trees- I find them to be very inspirational.
Black Veil Brides <-- Six hearts for Andy Six. lol
Boys Like Girls
Breaking Benjamin
Bullet for My Valentine
Cartel
Creed
Daughtry
Dead for the Weekend
Escape the Fate
Evanescence
Every Avenue
Eyes Set to Kill
Fall Out Boy
Flyleaf
Get Scared
Green Day
Hawthorne Heights
Jimmy Eat World
Linkin Park
Mayday Parade
Nickelback
Paramore
Pillar
Plain White T's
Rise Against
Saosin
Sixx: A.M.
Skillet
Story of the Year
Sugarcult
Taking Back Sunday
The Anti-Culture (my band)
Three Days Grace
Thursday
Vampires Everywhere
You Me At Six, just to name a few.
Granted, I don't know a lot about anything of these bands except for a few, like Black Veil Brides. I can find joy in their music though.
I'm into heavy metal, screamo, emo, rock, punk, and things along those lines. Although, I can't take much of death metal and things that are too heavy like Suicide Silence, though I still value their music.
I love slow, acoustic songs by rock bands; Miserable at Best-Mayday Parade, Saviour-Black Veil Brides, etc.
"The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of concious thought."

Horror, Romance, "Physcological Problem Stories" (lol)...
If I Stay-Gayle Forman
Cut-Patricia McCormick
Ghost Hunting-Jason Hawes & Grant Wilson (Ghost Hunter as seen on Sci Fi)

I enjoy apparition stories. lol
I don't really care for fantasy and magic and all that kinda stuff.

Movies: Paranormal Activity (1, 2, & 3), Paranormal Entity (it was hilarious lol), Barnyard: The Original Party Animals (I also enjoy the series spin-off.), The Killing (a short film developed by my best friend, her best friend, and I), Alice in Wonderland

TV Shows: SpongeBob, MTV Cribs, Blues Clues, Franklin, Little Bear, Lil' Bill, That 70's Show

Writing, reading, thinking... being with friends... playing guitar and bass... singing... that covers it.

I don't really know. I'm sure it has yet to come, but as of now it has to be a time that I spent with my best friend.

Hm... you know... I don't really know. School. That's it. Just school. Which means I'm currently endurring my worst experience.

There's another one, but I'd rather keep it to myself.

Love, hate, and all that fill their place.
Guns, knives, and broken lives.
...You see what I did there??? lol
...But it's true... though I don't fear those with broken lives, I fear having a broken life.

Well, the other night I had a dream that I was almost killed by large poisonous worms, then went to a seafood buffet, then yelled at my best friend's old "friend" about their previous "friendship."
"Why did you try to get her to not like me?"- "Friend"
"She never liked you!!!!!!"- Me lol

When I was around four years old, I had a dream that Winnie the Pooh characters were floating in my grandparents barn in large pink bubbles. I asked them if I could try it and they all said, "Nooooooo! You'll pop iiiiiiiit!" I started crying then.
I also had a dream where little robotic monsters were trying to kill me.
And a dream where an old Chinese man asked my mom to come inside so he could kill me and she was like, "Oh, yeah, she's just back in her room..." I started yelling at my mom as I ran through the house screaming.
Yeah... I'm scared to have dreams...

Also, I had a dream I jumped off the roof of a hospital and waited a few hours before anyone cared enough to stop and take me inside.
And I've had numerous dreams where my friend(s) has/have abandoned me.

I'm always thinking. It changes every second. Most of the time my mind is on one or all of these few things: Music, Band, Friends, Art, School, Emotion

I don't know... RANDOMLY!

Backwards... you know, like OLLEH!
Oh, and if it's a guy who has flippy hair, he should flip it too. lol

English or Chorus. I always goof off in Chorus.

I want to be emotionally and mentally invincible.
Or rewind time... or be invisible.
"If I was invisible... but wait, I already am."- Clay Aiken lol

I can be a pretty good listener. I'm not good with words (unless I write them) or advice, but I'll listen to you whenever you need someone, even if I don't know you very well. Heck, if a stranger walked up to me and said, "Hey, you wanna grab some lunch with me so I can tell you how jacked up my life is?" I might say yes.

Chorus, a band called The Anti-Culture, and BKB

Battle of the Bands 2011

Praying for what your heart brings,
Thoughts of escape and bloodshot eyes.
You're barely sleeping, no longer dreaming.
Now what you do to feel alive,

Rise up and celebrate your life.
We're not alone in our ritual.
Sing for what you feel inside,
becoming one with our ritual.

Singing songs of the old days,
try to remember what's gone by.
Stronger in new ways,
don't care what they say.
This is your life.
It's time to rejoice.

Rise up and celebrate your life.
We're not alone in our ritual.
Sing for what you feel inside,
becoming one with our ritual.

Our destiny is what we learned.
Together wanting something more,
their misery and demons burn,
a feeling that's worth fighting for.

Rise up and celebrate your life.
We're not alone in our ritual.
Sing for what you feel inside,
becoming one with our ritual.

---Ritual by Black Veil Brides (Yes, I did feel the need to put the lyrics to my favorite song in the "Is there anything else?" box. lol)