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Born: 8/18/93 Death: inevitable
I believe in no God, no invisible man in the sky. But there is something more powerful in each of us, a combination of our efforts, a great chain of industry that unites us. But it is only when we struggle in our own interests that the chain pulls society in the right direction. The chain is too powerful and too mysterious for any government to guide. Any man who tells you differently either has his hand in your pocket or a pistol to your neck.
"What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds, a parasite asks, 'Where's my share?' A man creates, a parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents, a parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God...'"
"Why cherish men or gods when you can cherish what's best in you; the will to be great?"
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I believe in no God, no invisible man in the sky. But there is something more powerful in each of us, a combination of our efforts, a great chain of industry that unites us. But it is only when we struggle in our own interests that the chain pulls society in the right direction. The chain is too powerful and too mysterious for any government to guide. Any man who tells you differently either has his hand in your pocket or a pistol to your neck.
"What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds, a parasite asks, 'Where's my share?' A man creates, a parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents, a parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God...'"
"Why cherish men or gods when you can cherish what's best in you; the will to be great?"
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| Username | Category | Quotation | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chuck_Norris | Self Destruction | Sometimes it's best to just give up. | Oct 28, 2009 11:56 am |
| Chuck_Norris | Hope | A man can do a lot when he is tired of getting his ass kicked. | Oct 19, 2009 12:09 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Uncategorized | You may grow tired of fighting but you'll never grow tired of doing what's right. | Sep 11, 2009 02:31 am |
| Chuck_Norris | Uncategorized | Anything that has ever needed to be said was said by General George S. Patton. | Aug 24, 2009 08:00 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Military | To me war is not a sport, it is a form of art. | Aug 24, 2009 03:00 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Despair | They tell me to let go of her, but if I were to do that now I wouldn't be able to hang on. | Aug 11, 2009 07:24 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Funny | I don't have a god complex, I am god. | Jul 30, 2009 09:01 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Fantasy | Reality sucks, that's why I make my own. | Jul 30, 2009 07:09 am |
| Chuck_Norris | Life | I am a beast, not a monster. | Jul 24, 2009 05:25 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Dumb | It doesn't matter how limber you are if you still have a gag reflex. | Jul 24, 2009 05:25 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Love | Not all life is expendable, some is irreplaceable. | Jul 24, 2009 05:24 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Hope | You may be crazy but at least you aren’t alone. | Jul 24, 2009 05:24 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Uncategorized | I wonder if I have a bad memory or if I just don’t do anything memorable. | Jul 24, 2009 05:24 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Military | Have you ever noticed that a grenade's blast radius is always one foot farther then you can jump? | Jul 24, 2009 05:23 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Self Destruction | I've spilled far too much blood to ever make amends, only the fires of Hell shall purge me clean. | Jul 24, 2009 05:17 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Despair | A disguise only gets you through the door. | Jul 22, 2009 05:32 am |
| Username | Category | Title | Date |
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| Chuck_Norris | Uncategorized | Epiwar | Jul 24, 2009 08:11 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Abstract | Returning us from whence we came. | Jun 18, 2009 05:11 pm |
| Username | Title | Date |
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| Chuck_Norris | Don't they ever learn? | Aug 15, 2009 01:49 am |
| Chuck_Norris | I won | Aug 14, 2009 12:49 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Lost Words | Aug 08, 2009 12:32 am |
| Chuck_Norris | Jesus Loves Me | Aug 03, 2009 06:10 pm |
| Chuck_Norris | Bucket List | Aug 02, 2009 02:59 am |
| Chuck_Norris | Times a wasteing. | Jul 31, 2009 04:24 am |
| Chuck_Norris | Let them eat ice cream | Jul 28, 2009 06:30 am |
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Cheshirecat: % )
Jib: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B-T9Kaxi44
Jib: No pockets filled with love because I don't have any pockets / wearing hakama pants and there's a sheath strapped to my waist / time to go Zatoichi or Sanjuro on someone / there's love if you want some though, but only in the form of Japanese cuisine prepared with utmost care and delicacy
Cheshirecat: % )
Jib: Hey man, how's everything been going for you lately? Anything new to tell me?
kHAN: I like that part on your bio about the inevitable death
Jib: Thanks for the comments XD Definitely helped me out there...I was worried about that one!!
Jib: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9zZus_1_ag
Jib: You've got a point there.
Jib: Well I do, I just don't watch porn, and it's also strange, I prefer focusing on the feeling instead of imagining anything. I figure if I ever get into a relationship I'll focus on her; until then, I kind of keep the whole sex thing in the background. If I had my way I wouldn't masturbate at all, but I'm human, and being such, self-control is an especially difficult thing to master. An especially difficult thing to masterbate. LOL Yeah, hey, I'm human, which also means I can make really immature jokes and think they're hilarious. Growing up is for noobs. 
Jib: Nude drawings are another story, though; I just would hate to have someone think of it as pornographic or lewd, since that's not what I want to do. Blah blah blah...I should stop typing when I'm running on a severe lack of sleep, huh? <_< Have a good night, sir.
Jib: No, but I know people who have. I used to go on porn all the time...seriously, I can only see bad stuff coming from it. I admit I've had some 'inappropriate' or obscene drawing sessions, but I blame that on my need to express my feelings about sexuality in at least some way. I don't exactly have any outlets for that besides my imagination >_< But yeah, I really don't like porn anymore at all, and I make the best effort I can to stay as far away from it as possible. So no hentai drawing for me, unless I'm in a weird mood and my brain is going haywire, and I need to get the 'demons' out of my head, so to speak. :p Ah well, we're all fucked up, important thing is that we don't let it get in the way of caring about other people as well as ourselves!
kHAN: thanks Chuck... but I'm just trying to make McHammer the new king of pop
Jib: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIlBZ2uQyHg
Skull: Oh yeah, I was on form that day. 8)
Dustin: lol it's 3 scars
Punky: Just FYI, Goldie is a female dog who is 50% Dingo and 50% blue heeler.
Monkeyofdoom: About the hacking thing: I found a few exploits, is all. It was a long story and my intent was never to mess the site up. But that's long over now.
Aderhold: Ashes, huh? LMAO Sup, man?
omnicron: "Chuck_Norris: Samael, what have I done to you, or any one for that matter?" I wonder what I have done too, it seems I annoy people easily. Too many people are easily offended. Yet I consider the two greatest honors being a best friend and a worst enemy. Tells me I mean something to somebody.
suzukiman69: So where did you go?
suzukiman69: Sip norris. Long time no see
cleverclogs: Thank you, sir!
kHAN: I might have laughed until my ass fell off five years ago. I've sold my soul, so I no longer have humour..
kHAN: I thought it was unoriginal and immature. To each their own, right?
Mvushaji: it was lame as fuck.
Oakheart: Put the comma between "her" and "but".
Oakheart: "If" is capitalized for no reason. There's a comma splice.
Sheepdog_McFry: Thanks for the comment 
You are pretty awesome Chuck!
You are pretty awesome Chuck!Mvushaji: no idea
Harpie: Nah, I was mad because he lies to me about it, and I see him do it. -__-
Oakheart: "Cherish" is capitalized for no reason. That comma is used incorrectly. There is no question mark at the end.
mzell: I don't do the menial labor of deleting quotations. Talk to Oak.
dreadheadude: Oh no, Not again!?!
Harpie: Yeah, he's a total closet-case.
Harpie: Yes. :3 I think it's cute. He's been all about it all day.
Oakheart: And don't send me every quote to check for you. I don't have the time to go through them all. Just read the rules on the page where you submit quotes and you'll know whether yours is okay.
Oakheart: Please don't lie to me. Nearly all of the quotes I deleted, when put into Google, led to sites where people were quoting it from that game.
Harpie: I know what you did last... night. 
Oakheart: Also stop nominating your own work and things that have already won awards. It's not a blind nomination system -- we can see who is nominating what.
Oakheart: I just wanted to inform you that any quotes you post are supposed to be completely your own and not plagiarized from anywhere (like Metal Gear Solid, for example). No more stolen quotes.
Harpie: Where? Not in MY LoBD. :hitler:
Chuck_Norris: you sure your looking at the right pic?
omnicron: It is lovely. The kind of lovely only whom understands infinite can find the smallest thing to be the most important.
Chuck_Norris: pic 3
omnicron: What is this pic you speak of?
mzell: You and I are extraordinarily dissimilar.
Sheepdog_McFry: it's alright, i've been in both internet and real relationships, and i prefer internet ones for now because it's less stress
Oakheart: I like using them to organize my thoughts. 
Oakheart: If that didn't sound calm, I apologize. I don't know how I could've said it differently.
Oakheart: First of all, Ensellitis isn't the guy to go to. He doesn't code for LoBD anymore and logs on rarely. Secondly, we realize that the site doesn't work well in mobile browsers, but getting them to work there requires visual changes that I don't think mzell is capable of, and he's our only coder.
Harpie: I suppose I meant that more as confirmation rather than information. 
Harpie: Yeah, all that's intentional. XD
Harpie: Orange you the guy who's writing that "novel" that people keep "*******" up? 
Harpie: I heard you get trolled a lot.
Harpie: I shall ever fail to comprehend the negativity directed toward some light-hearted obscenity, but I shall oblige nonetheless...most of the time.
Harpie: Why the fuck can't I cuss? 
omnicron: Chuck Norris is so strong his punches leave exit wounds.
Chuck_Norris: If I changed the font it was vary much so an accident. I had no Idea what I was doing.
dreadheadude: Also, I don't know very much about CSS, how do you change the font??
dreadheadude: Personally, I like to believe I used to be a housecat in a previous life.
Mvushaji: glad you liked my badge
dreadheadude: Congrads on acolyte!
dreadheadude: just remember, there's no respawn in RL....
dreadheadude: Why yes I do. My friends and I will be holding up a Co-op warehouse in NE Calgary until help or ammunition arrives. What will you do when the undead arrive??
Dustin: K, just checking.
Dustin: Do you honestly think you have everyone fooled? The only difference I've noticed is more caution and some divine spell-check program that manages to kep up with your errors.
BruceJuice: Well, there's the undeniable fact that I'm amazingly awesome in every way imaginable.
Ozean: Ahhhh I am looking forward to your beat downs!
Aderhold: Welcome, welcome! Glad to have a legend finally recognize us here in our Land of Broken Dreams. I hope you enjoy your stay, and that it may be a long and fun one.
Chuck_Norris: Hello, Pleased to meet you Mister Headude.
dreadheadude: Welcome to The Land Of Broken Dreams, Mr. Norris.